Posted 2/8/2010 9:30 pm
A female friend of mine is looking for a roommate, as am I. She is a 9/10, way out of my league. What are the pros and cons if we were to move into an apt?
1) Other women assume that you're poor. Only poor people have roommates.
2) When you bring a girl back to your place, your roommate might have guests over. So your date may feel uncomfortable having wild sex while there's a group of people in the living room.
3) Roommates sometimes end up with serious bf/gfs. Now you have a 3rd roommate, and this new person might be a shithead.
Posted 2/8/2010 9:39 pm
Women are shitty, shitty roommates. I've had 30+ roommates over the last 10 years (I moved city many times) and it's always the chicks that are the horrible, ignorant cunts. Noise, mess, leaving ovens on, leaving doors and windows unlocked, "borrowing" your stuff, going through your room, you name it.
If you're not going to fuck her, don't live with her.
Posted 2/8/2010 9:43 pm
You will have to deal with a steady stream of her loser boyfriends fucking her. Usually a different guy every weekend. Also, women look to their roommates for emotional support. You will have to provide that role also. In addition, women tend to be really unsettled generally. They seem to be really shifty unlike men who are oafish. That is women can't seem to sit still when at home not unlike children and this gets annoying to me after awhile.
Women are the shittiest roommates. They want you to believe that if they can justify something emotionaly that makes it ok.
They only tend to need roommates if they are ultra shity with their money, or just got dumped. Not worth it.
Posted 2/8/2010 9:46 pm
I had several female roommates. Keep it platonic and it's pleasant and insightful. They're more responsible than trevs anyway.
She will make you so comfortable around women, that you won't even notice it until girls start telling you this.
We'd go out drinking with a group, and my RM would send girls my way all the time. She'd also tell me what she overheard them saying. They'd also be totally disarmed by me because they figured quickly that I was "safe".
She'd also pick up the phone and talk to chicks who she knew I didn't want to continue fucking/dating, and make it known that she was chucked.
Talk to her first and lay out the ground rules. Then, dive in.
Posted 2/8/2010 9:46 pm
The worst part about female roommates is that they'll always be knocking on your door, because they want to talk about their problems. They believe that one of your duties as a roommate is as a free therapist, to listen to her problems.
Posted 2/8/2010 9:51 pm
Pros: your chances with her will significantly rise (most likely) also you'll probably get to console her occasionally which spurs on pro #1 if she's swedish you'll definitely get to see her naked and if she isn't you still might, last but not least your chances of rebound sex are through the roof if she goes through men quickly.
Cons: you have to convince her to let you move in with her for one thing, if you do you'll get to REALLY know her which might lead to you know longer wanting to live with her at all, also she'll get to know you well and might find that she no longer wants to be your friend. Moving in with her is a little bit like going on a long road trip with her. You'll get to see the real her and she'll get to see the real you.
Only beta losers get female roommates, because they're desperate for sex.
Alphas already have plenty of girlfriends to fuck. And after sex, they tell the woman to go home, so they can have their peace & quiet, and freely fuck the next girlfriend.
But if you have a female roommate, there's no escape. She's always there.
I had one female roommate in college, and regretted it.
1.) She was a bigger slob/pig than any of the guys I roomed with in the fraternity house. Leaving dishes in the sink (for days), clothes thrown all over the apt., and don't even get me started about the filthy baffroom.
2.) Anytime I'd bring groceries home, there was a >50% chance that she'd scarf them down without replacing them. It was habitual with her - anything in the refrigerator, freezer, or pantry was fair game.
OTOH, she NEVER brought any food back to the apt.
UMM, KELLY...THERE WAS A POUND OF HAM AND SOME CHEESE IN DELI WRAPPERS IN THE REFRIGERATOR YESTERDAY - I WAS HOPING TO MAKE A SANDWICH, BUT NOW THEY'RE GONE.
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OH, YES - ME AND SOME FRIENDS CAME HOME DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND WE WERE HUNGRY AND THAT WAS THE ONLY THING IN THE FRIDGE
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WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD RUN UP TO THE STORE THIS AFTERNOON AND REPLACE IT - I'M PRETTY HUNGRY
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OH, I'M PRETTY BROKE THIS WEEK - NO MONEY TO GO TO THE STORE. TEE HEE, I'M JUST A GIRL!
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I wouldn't mind it happening once in awhile, but this was every fucking weekend.
